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Post by Bill on Mar 18, 2003 15:43:18 GMT -5
For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough sunshine, too much pressure from my job, earwax buildup, poor blood or anything else I could think of. But now I found out the real reason: I'm tired.
Here's why: The population of this country is 273 million. 140 million are retired. There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work. Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government, leaving 19 million to do the work. 2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing the Taliban. Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work. Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for state and city governments And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work. At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work. Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me. And there you are sitting on your ass, at your computer, reading jokes. Nice, real nice...
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Post by degijames on Mar 19, 2003 10:32:38 GMT -5
I don't work, I party. Work is for suckers!
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Post by DrCank on Mar 19, 2003 21:18:46 GMT -5
I here you bill, due to other 272,999,999 James in this country that leaves just you and me. I'll make you a deal though we can switch off. you stat on the computer for twelve hours while I work and then we'll switch. of course we'll have to leave the sleeping to james.
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Post by Dirty Vegas on Mar 28, 2003 4:28:04 GMT -5
Sounds as if there wasn't people like James out there no one would be at home banging your mothers!!!!
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Post by johnnyjupiter on Mar 30, 2003 17:55:34 GMT -5
did any of you guys make $1000 dollars Friday night/Saturday morning?
James is the only one smart enough to 'work' for a few hours and take the money people spent weeks earning just to blow just to 'escape from work'. What to learn from this...make your vacation work for you...make your work a vacation...and always, ALWAYS bet on 22.
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Post by DrCank on Apr 3, 2003 12:26:08 GMT -5
I'm Sorry, but are you actually calling brief boughts of gambling, work. In no way can you associate going to AC for the night the same as going to the office. I mean no disrespect to my friend semaj. but professional gamblers go in the casino day after day, they play on the safe odds, and the bring home bank.
Remeber:"when ever you gamble, eventually you will lose" - Qui Gon
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Post by degicank on Apr 3, 2003 16:15:19 GMT -5
Jedi Tricks...
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Post by The Weed Report on Jun 20, 2003 3:18:06 GMT -5
By working you are doing an act which is optional. Why bitch about something when you don't have to do it? Kind of like complaining about how much a new tatto or piercing hurts. Or like complaining about the DUI you got because you "had to drive home to sleep for work".
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Post by degicank on Sept 19, 2003 18:47:10 GMT -5
www.valleyconference.org/track/Results/Meets2001/Meet2/01lafscm.htm"Hiram and Nancy moved to Boone County, Arkansas about 1875. They are probably buried in the Speer-Hopper Cemetery in Harrison, Arkansas (private cemetery). Her parents may be buried there also, but none have tombstones. Uncle Town Hopper Cantrell told me in Bristow in the 1960's that Hiram Cantrell was buried on Joe Speers farm." (Letter from James F. Cantrell, RR 3, Box 73-17, Fremont Hills, Nixa, Missouri 65714, 1988.) www.knowhere.co.uk/167_heroes.htmlwww.redding.com/specials/welcome/2002/life/stories/20020920hold068.shtml• Anderson Valley Garden Club: Has guest speakers, puts on garden tours and flower shows, maintains the Joe Speers Memorial Garden at the Shasta District fairgrounds, the Anderson Historical Museum Garden and the Blue Star Marker at the veterans building in Anderson. Meets at noon the second Friday of the month at the Community Center in Anderson City Hall. Call Ann Capes at 378-2339. Minutes for Sunstar Committee meeting, Monday 2nd October, 2000 Lord Nelson, 19:30 hours Attendees: Mick Morley, Mike Saucede, Pete Young, Peter Onion, Andy Saunders, Sharon Buckingham, Daren Woods, (voting committee members) Brian Babbs, Andy Collicott, Andrew Auchtorlonie, Karl Godden, Joe Speers, Duncan Jay Apologies: Francis Cook, Raj Mistry, Robert Spray, Daren Woods, Paul Beaumont, Paul Skirrow, Raj Mistry 1.Agenda agreed Special committee meeting to discuss the proposal to purchase a minibus. www.btinternet.com/~mike.saucede/minutes_2000/001002.htmlbhs1.dsc.k12.ar.us/Alumni/1943.htm
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Post by ChucksFarm04 on Dec 3, 2003 18:42:16 GMT -5
About this work thing....
Anyone interested in working on chuck's farm 2004?
Lots and lots to do guys
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