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Post by Bill on Aug 22, 2003 12:03:21 GMT -5
> GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE > > DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM > > EVANGELIST: When you rearrange the letters: EVIL'S AGENT > > PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER > > DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT > > THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS > > SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME > > ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY > > MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER > > SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z ' S > > A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: I ' M A DOT IN PLACE > > THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE > > ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE > > And for the grand finale: PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA: When you > rearrange the letters (With no letters left over and using each letter > only once): TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS
An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but > only 4 parachutes. The 1st passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best > NBA basketball player; the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die." So > he took the 1st pack and left the plane. The 2nd passenger, Hillary > Clinton said, "I am the wife of the former U.S. President, a NY State > Senator and a potential future president. And I am the smartest woman > in American history, so America's people don't want me to die", and > she took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane. The 3rd passenger, > George W. Bush, said, "I'm the president of the United States of > America. I have great responsibility being the leader of a superpower > nation." So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped. > > The 4th passenger, the Pope, said to the 5th passenger, a 10 year old > schoolgirl, "I am old and frail and don't have many years left, and as > a Catholic, I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last > parachute." > > The girl said, "That's okay. There's a parachute left for you. > America's > smartest woman took my schoolbag." > _______________________________________ > Subject: Grounds > So this woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. > He asks " What for ?" > She says " I want to kill my husband". > He says " Sorry I can't do that." > She then reaches into her handbag and pulls out a photo of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife and hands it to him. > > He says, " You didn't tell me you had a prescription..."
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Post by degicank on Aug 23, 2003 11:29:08 GMT -5
funny stuff!
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MOW
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Post by MOW on Aug 26, 2003 8:32:22 GMT -5
So there's this preist this rabbi and this pilgrim ...
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Post by degicank on Aug 26, 2003 11:08:27 GMT -5
Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Howard Dean. The Dodge Draft will begin production in Canada this year.
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Post by joe on Jan 14, 2006 1:24:29 GMT -5
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Post by Bill on Jan 14, 2006 17:06:02 GMT -5
I already have the full version... but Im tired of it already... If anyone else has it and wants to play let me know. It is a memory hog though. I have a P4 3.2Ghz DC/HT, 1.5Gigs of DDR2 memory and its still slightly slow on my sys.
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Post by Joe on Jan 16, 2006 15:50:03 GMT -5
I'm thinking of getting a compaq deskpro EN P933 :pentium 3 933 256ram 20gb harddrive dvd-r win2k 249$
Right now I have 4 broken computers, 2 from my brother, 1 from my dad, and one from my freind Guilio. They all swear the computers have no problems... I must have broke the machine.
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Post by Joe on Jan 16, 2006 15:50:23 GMT -5
I'm thinking of getting a compaq deskpro EN P933 :pentium 3 933 256ram 20gb harddrive dvd-r win2k 249$
Right now I have 4 broken computers, 2 from my brother, 1 from my dad, and one from my freind Guilio. They all swear the computers have no problems... I must have broke the machine.
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Post by Dr Cank imposter on Jan 25, 2006 9:52:24 GMT -5
whats up gentlemen long time no see. hey bill i can't remeber my password for log in. if you could get me that i would be in your debt. by the way I too am in the middle of getting a new machine together. I am trying to put a server together for home audio visual. I got an old server barebones from my dad I just need to throw some brains in the bastard, i am thinking probably beween 500 and 600 gigs. I just can't decide whether i am going to go with a RAID or JBOD setup. What do you guys think. if it is a RAID it will either be a 0 or 1. And bill if you think about it get me that password, later slater.
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Post by Vegas Dirt on Jan 25, 2006 11:36:49 GMT -5
BRIAN KINDER: When you rearrange the letters: A.K.A. BIRN NERD
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Post by veGAS dIRT on Jan 25, 2006 11:43:53 GMT -5
I messed up. actually it goes more like this.
BRIAN KINDER: when you rearrange the letters you get...."introducing the new 2007 KIA, BIRN NERD"
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Post by Vegas Dirty on Jan 25, 2006 12:42:15 GMT -5
I also thought you would find the following word scrambles of the following...
BRIANKINDER: When rearranged can decode the following.... 1. NIKE BIRD RAN 2. I BARK DINNER 3. DARK RIB NINE
BRIANTHOMASKINDER: When rearranged can decode the following.... 1. ROAM IN SHIT RED BANK 2. ORDER IN HIS ATM BANK
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Post by Vegas Dirt on Jan 25, 2006 12:52:28 GMT -5
And the Grande Finaly is... BRIAN THOMAS KINDER: When rearranged spells this very special message(this took some work folks)....HER MOIST DANK BRAIN.
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Post by Bill on Jan 25, 2006 15:03:39 GMT -5
Crazeyness. Did you figure that out on your own or did you use a computer program. If anyone needs to have a password reset what ever either PM me or email me at captaingeek@gmail.com
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Post by Noob Sabot on Jan 25, 2006 15:04:54 GMT -5
If you need a password reset please note the username that you need the password set for!
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